When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A film set is all about hierarchy, but I always like to think about the circus. In the circus, there's this real… — Zal Batmanglij Copy Share Image
Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown. — Stephen Lang Copy Share Image
I decided that every year on my birthday, I'm going to release a new clown mask. — Shawn Crahan Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?' No,' I said. People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
Every role is a potential lover. I ask: Are they someone I want to wake up to in the morning and go… — Aunjanue Ellis Copy Share Image
He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
when the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The idea of vaudeville clowns and court jesters is always to show the flaw, to point out what's not working and why… — John Baldessari Copy Share Image
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns,… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
Only comedians can talk about death, life, God and Virgin Mary. If I was a tragic actor, I couldn't allow myself. But… — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
Yorkie has officially retired about 5 times... The man's a clown... People are going on about the game and agents and directors… — Roy Keane Copy Share Image
My mom was my English teacher in high school. So to be able to bend the rules and be the class clown… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
Scary in the idea it could be a little overwhelming to have 70 or 100 clowns in a public space. Intriguing in… — Carole King Copy Share Image
