Fat Quote by Les Dawson

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

— Bernard Manning

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

— Anonymous

I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, 'I feel fat.'

— Christina Hendricks

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

— Anonymous

My cousin is fat and she like a balloon...i feel like bursting her

— Dopekidd

Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!

— Alec Straub

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

— Paul Lynde

Your mama is so fat, she took a dump and destroyed all of mankind

— Anonymous

My aunts still try to fatten me up.

— Randy Wayne White

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

— Anonymous

Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat...

— Anonymous