Funny Quote by Alec Straub Download Open image “Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!” — Alec Straub ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old, in with… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
If the world was run by women, it would be mostly peaceful with heated arguments every 28 days. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Only you can prevent forest fires - by choosing not to have fun. Yeah, I'm a pyro. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.' — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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