This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“NEWSFLASH Lisa, Bart is not a horse!" —Homer Simpson” — Matt Groening Productions Inc Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done… — Cass Sunstein Copy Share Image
More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts. — Robert X. Cringely Copy Share Image
Titos my niggas, you know just we just need more shit and its ironic how I drop some dough when I got… — Wale Copy Share Image
My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.' — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
This Sunday, after 33 years as an actor, I've finally reached the pinnacle of my career. I am Stradivarius Cain, Homer Simpson's fantasy! — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
With Boris Johnson, you don't think of him as a politician, oddly. You think of him as a media personality because he's… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is… — The Simpsons Copy Share Image
“Simultaneously, scientists have studied the mental states of people considered to be healthy and normative. However, most relevant researches have been conducted… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
The Democratic party, respective to health care, is like a person who was sent into the store to purchase a gallon of… — Dana Loesch Copy Share Image
I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's… — Moby Copy Share Image
I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are… — Samuel Ervin Beam Copy Share Image
“I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with… — Moby Copy Share Image
“There is no substitute for victory" Oscar Wilde "I didn't say that--wouldn't have. Maybe it was Vince Lombardi" O.W. "Not I, either.… — James J. Bloom Copy Share Image
“Corgan: ...Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely. You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your… — The Simpsons Copy Share Image
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is true that from a behavioral economics perspective we are fallible, easily confused, not that smart, and often irrational. We are… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree. — Homer Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, most of us end up with somebody who’s somewhere between Jed Clampett and Homer Simpson.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Real people have trouble balancing their checkbooks, much less calculating how much they need to save for retirement; they sometimes binge on… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
Homer Simpson has been more inspirational to me than probably any cartoon character. What he represents, I think, there's a part of… — Michael Welch Copy Share Image
“[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion,… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic.… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
Homer Simpson is one of my favorite people, though he's not real. He represents the American who's filled with this 'affluenza.' He's… — Mitchell Joachim Copy Share Image
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