It is true that from a behavioral economics perspective we are fallible, easily confused, not that smart, and often irrational. We are… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
This Sunday, after 33 years as an actor, I've finally reached the pinnacle of my career. I am Stradivarius Cain, Homer Simpson's fantasy! — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are… — Samuel Ervin Beam Copy Share Image
“NEWSFLASH Lisa, Bart is not a horse!" —Homer Simpson” — Matt Groening Productions Inc Copy Share Image
I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's… — Moby Copy Share Image
To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with… — Moby Copy Share Image
Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done… — Cass Sunstein Copy Share Image
“Corgan: ...Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely. You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your… — The Simpsons Copy Share Image
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Simultaneously, scientists have studied the mental states of people considered to be healthy and normative. However, most relevant researches have been conducted… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
With Boris Johnson, you don't think of him as a politician, oddly. You think of him as a media personality because he's… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts. — Robert X. Cringely Copy Share Image
My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.' — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is… — The Simpsons Copy Share Image
Titos my niggas, you know just we just need more shit and its ironic how I drop some dough when I got… — Wale Copy Share Image
“There is no substitute for victory" Oscar Wilde "I didn't say that--wouldn't have. Maybe it was Vince Lombardi" O.W. "Not I, either.… — James J. Bloom Copy Share Image
The Democratic party, respective to health care, is like a person who was sent into the store to purchase a gallon of… — Dana Loesch Copy Share Image
