Homer-simpson Quote by Matt Groening

“Corgan: ...Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely. You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music,…

— The Simpsons

“Auntie Em! Auntie Em!” Homer’s VR came online, smiling. “I guess we got’em.” I snorted with relief. “And their little dog, too.” Homer”

— Dennis E. Taylor

Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well-Percy's got a girlfriend.' Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. 'What?' 'It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope…

— Anonymous

“Sweetness, what are you doing? Hank’s kind of party is rated XXX and most likely illegal somewhere in the world. I promise you don’t…

— Beth Mikell

“He felt the pregnant woman squeeze his hand so hard that it hurt. The word ‘Mother!’ was strangely on his lips when Nurse Angela…

— John Irving

“I'm Homer, the blind brother.”

— E.L. Doctorow

“I might be seeing you all sooner than you think,” said Charlie, grinning, as he hugged Ginny good-bye. “Why?” said Fred keenly. “You’ll see,”…

— J.K. Rowling

“So you thought you'd go to a party where you could talk about babies and weddings and houses all night. Because not everyone wants…

— Dolly Alderton

“It’ll happen sooner than you think. Today was as much blowback as you’re gonna get, I bet.” “Great, then you can expect amazing GIFs…

— Jilly Gagnon

“its terms? Homer watched her as she dressed, like a valet who had waited on her since the cradle. “I’m caught,” Cora said. “You…

— Colson Whitehead

“Not going to have a very good month, are you?” she said sardonically as Crookshanks curled up in her lap. “Ah well, at least…

— J.K. Rowling

“Faye burst into the room. She ignored Homer and went straight to the couch. Now what in hell's the matter?" she exploded. Darling daughter,"…

— Anonymous