Alcohol Quote by Moby

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

“So you're a comedian," he said. "Tell me something funny." "Okay. The great thing about being an alcoholic is that when you're bored at…

— Chelsea Handler

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

— W. C. Fields

I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in transforming from…

— Josh Kilmer-Purcell

Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks,…

— Kingsley Amis

I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know…

— Billy Joel

Somebody like CM Punk, who stands up and says he's completely sober - he doesn't even take a drink of champagne in a toast…

— Rob Van Dam

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

— Dean Martin

“off that for a long time. I was an alcoholic before I was thirty. Perhaps before I was twenty, it depends on how you…

— Jo Nesbø

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

— H. L. Mencken

I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.

— Mike Ashley

I know I haven't much sense or sobriety, but I've got what is ever so much better — the knack of making people like me.

— Anonymous