Funny Quote by Alec Straub

Good chance if you see me that I'm smoking one. License to get it and roll this shit. Real nigga, buying weed, I dunn…

— Wiz Khalifa

What's to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and then getting behind the wheel?

— Steve Doocy

I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no…

— Dyan Cannon

I know you smoke holding chronic when you rollin give a fuck about the cops pass the weeds till its dust..

— Suziot

“How am I a criminal for using marijuana. It is criminal I'm considered a criminal.”

— Aaron J

“Whether or not I protect the weeds isn't a matter of just recognizing the weed for what it is, but possessing the conviction to…

— Angie Smith

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "Fuck you, nigga. I got kids to…

— Dave Chappelle

The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.

— Anonymous

So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested.

— Tommy Chong

I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for…

— Jean Chretien

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

— Dave Chappelle

Smoking weed is against the law. But there no bad about it. So smoke weed.

— Anonymous