How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
Myself, I'm a pothead. It's no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else — Method Man Copy Share Image
Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs… — Abbey Hofmann Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weeeeeed Is For PotHeads! Listen Your Not A Pothead, So Give It To Me?( : — MaddisonnDoppest Copy Share Image
If I get stoned, and sing all night long... itsa family tradition. — Hank Williams Jr Copy Share Image
If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
