Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your… — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie 4 20 Copy Share Image
There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty — Scary Movie Home Copy Share Image
Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!… — Scary Movie Time Copy Share Image
Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n*gger, let's go, motherfucker! -TV Reporter — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Look, my boyfriend will be here soon. He's black and he'll kick your ass! -Drew Decker — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin',… — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
She had a brother named Steve, long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass. -Ray — Scary Movie Brotherhood Copy Share Image
A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you… — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Shorty: Can I tell you a secret. I see dead people Shorty's Friend: Ohh man! This shit is awesome! — Scary Movie Dead people Copy Share Image
C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other!… — Scary Movie Time Copy Share Image
