How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know how laughter is the best medicne, well weed give you the giggles, so weed is the best medicne. — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
420 is the one of the most unofficial celebrated holidays in the world with over 2 Billion participants each year. Happy 420. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh boy it's 4/20...with or without this day, you potheads would still smoke! — C Alva Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Music and herb go together. Its been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960s, when I first start singing. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to your life. — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll. — Drake Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
