Time Quote by Scary Movie

Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it! -Buffy Gilmore

— Scary Movie

I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty

— Scary Movie

C'mon, Brandon! Take it! Take it! I mean, uh...Brenda! -Ray

— Scary Movie

I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If…

— Scary Movie

Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty

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OH...SHIT, SON!!! -Shorty

— Scary Movie

I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

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Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like. -Ms. Man

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There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty

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Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby! -Cindy Campbell

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Nice breasts... -The Killer

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Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n*gger, let's go, motherfucker! -TV Reporter

— Scary Movie