Drivers license Quote by Anonymous

Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask…

— Ernest Cline

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving…

— Anonymous

I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have…

— Kevin McCarty

When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over and I…

— Anonymous

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know…

— Tucker Max

I feel like when you have an unauthorized police badge and something that looks like it could be a concealed weapon in the small…

— Sandra Bullock

My boyfriend is not allowed to take his drivers license picture by himself, the whole state gone know we together.

— Leticia Navarro

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should…

— Bonnie McFarlane

The license said you had to stick around until I was dead, but if you're tired of looking at my face I guess I…

— Liz Phair

Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to…

— Due Date

There are times that I have to say no to a photograph, like at 8:30 A.M. when I'm out to buy bread and I…

— Jamie-Lee O'Donnell

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

— Judy Gold