How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
“I picture him, in those few seconds in between the fences, a stoner grin on his face, high at the thought that… — Ronald Cotton Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch, but she like me. Tryna get that… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't breathe. No I couldn't remember how to breathe. It took everything to move any part of my body.… — Jade Copy Share Image
Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He had a glimpse at the figure that flitted through the smoking rooms and pages of cheap fiction -a pitiable fellow in… — John Williams Copy Share Image
I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“A broom that was almost never used was leaned up against the wall. He took it and started to sweep. Dust flew… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because… — Leaf Burner Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
