4 20 Quote by Bob Saget Download Open image “Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?” — Bob Saget ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare 4 20 420 420 facebook status Happy 4 20 Happy 420 Happy 420 day Marijuana Stoner Weed
I used to smoke marijuana, but that was when I was in college, before it was a drug. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
I did a little bit of cocaine in the Eighties, courtesy of John Belushi, but fortunately I didn’t like it. But I smoked marijuana… — James Garner Copy Share Image
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it, and I didnt inhale, and I… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
I have a reputation for giving unpopular answers at Democratic debates. I never used marijuana. Sorry! — Joe Lieberman Copy Share Image
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey.… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know how laughter is the best medicne, well weed give you the giggles, so weed is the best medicne. — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to mark the marijuana movement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
