If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to your life. — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll. — Drake Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
