4 20 Quote by Afroman

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took…

— Afroman

I borrowed my friends car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is…

— Emily Mortimer

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to…

— Rob Zombie

People sold everything - their cars, their land for miles, to come in and see me beat. I went to the bank laughing every…

— Muhammad Ali

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

— Rodney Dangerfield

I was involved in the robbery for a purpose, and that was because I knew somebody who could drive a diesel train. I was…

— Ronald Biggs

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now…

— Afroman

I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I…

— Susan Smith

I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling…

— Afroman

I'm driving my old car until I'm on a first name basis with the low tow truck drivers!

— Michelle Singletary

I once bought a $150,000 car just because my friends told me to. Not because I wanted it. Because they told me to.

— Rolando McClain