Car Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Car Funny Humor Perfect Tow Truck
I bought three cars in one day. For a high six-figure sum, I got a Lamborghini, a Hummer, and a Cadillac Oldtimer. — Kevin-Prince Boateng Copy Share Image
The best car I ever had was a Mazda 626. I paid $72 for it. The guy told me if I towed it off… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
My first car, I got it in an auction at my temple. It was an '86 Volvo that I got for 500 bucks, and… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
I bought a car, but not just any car; I bought a Volvo, which was the safest on the road at the time. It's… — Holland Roden Copy Share Image
My first-ever car, my parents bought me a red Fiat Uno. I was 17 and just so happy to have a car, so I… — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
I purchased a 1955 Rolls-Royce that my wife liked because it was new the year we were married. Then came a 1926 Hispano-Suiza Cabriolet… — Clive Cussler Copy Share Image
I bought everyone in my family a car, I bought my mum a convertible Mercedes. I bought a studio at a ridiculous cost -… — Chesney Hawkes Copy Share Image
My first vehicle I had to buy it myself and work to get it. My dad was really hard on me. — T.J. Dillashaw Copy Share Image
I promised myself I would never own a car again after moving to New York in the mid-aughts and living without the hassles of… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
The first car I purchased was for my father. I bought him a truck. I didn't want to see myself driving around in a… — P.K. Subban Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I don't own designer clothes, or a sports car, or a huge house, but I am seeing the world, experiencing amazing things, and I… — Roz Savage Copy Share Image
Television, radio, social media. The 24/7 news cycle plows forward mercilessly on our desks, in our cars and in our pockets. Thousands and thousands… — Joseph Prince Copy Share Image
I don't own a yacht or a flashy car. I've always had safe cars because I do so much driving. I don't think I've… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do. — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
I mean, you've kind of got the track down, especially with ovals. The only thing that improves is that when race conditions come, you… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
I was with Dre when he was just selling tapes. He didn't have a car, a license or a job. — Michel'le Copy Share Image
'Melanin Man' was inspired by the words of an Uber driver in L.A. Before I got out of the car he said, 'They're scared… — Masego Copy Share Image
The things that don't happen to us that we'll never know didn't happen to us. The nonstories. The extra minute to find the briefcase… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
