I'm not a player; I'm a gamer. Player get chicks, I get achievements. — Archie Fuentes Copy Share Image
When you don't give someone your attention, they have no power over you. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey umm excuse me miss umm Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will have an endless invisible night and read all those books and understand all until I am a liquid chromium cascade… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
From all accounts, the world has been getting worse and worse ever since it was created. All I can say is that… — Jerome K Jerome Copy Share Image
When I Was A Cute Child, Every GirL - Wanted To Kiss* Me- >>> I Allowed Them :) Now I Want To… — Karal Copy Share Image
Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses... But they still Love… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
A Good Man will… pump your gas, take out your trash,help pay bills, give you good conversation, make you laugh, help you… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
I don't get it , my mom tells me to get her something so I get it .. when I ask her… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
I am proud of my heart.It's played,burned and broken.But still works — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
