420 facebook status Quote by Hussein Nishah Download Open image “My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film” — Hussein Nishah ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare 420 facebook status Funny Horror film
If I was in a horrorfilm I’d die first, because I would have no idea what’s going on. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
If you do any thriller or horror movie a big part of the process is accounting for the cell phone. — Jaume Collet-Serra Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you have a smartphone, the things that it can do are kind of ridiculous and terrifying. — Jonathan Nolan Copy Share Image
If you're doing a movie, the minute you put a monster in it, it becomes a horror movie. — Matt Duffer Copy Share Image
Not being able to find your cell phone triggers a panic in the brain similar to a near death experience. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone is like my lover. Its the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night — Blossom Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Friends and lover are a blessing from almighty God and a faithful friend/lover is worth more than gold. What can be a better time… — Leodonessiony Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
Men are scared of a Good Woman, Because that means he has to come correct ..No half steppin. — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
