I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
How does a doctor feel when he loses a patient in the emergency room? The same way a child feels when he… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The past can haunt you, but so can ghosts. The future can be unpredictable, but so can the stock market. So the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Diet rule 1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm not single. I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
