Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says, ''It's getting hot in here'' I automatically think, ''So take off all your clothes — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The difference between being anonymous and being fake is similar to between hiding the truth and telling a lie — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Newtons law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I can't believe you still haven't gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I dont understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
