Funny facebook status Quotes by Enhance Dreams

14 Funny facebook status quotes by Enhance Dreams

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Enhance Dreams offers a modest set of fourteen witty status lines that are easy to drop into any timeline. Their light‑hearted tone makes them suitable for quick, feel‑good updates.

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Paper cut: A trees one glorious moment of revenge.

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Is it dead? ( ._.) (._. ) I dont know? Poke it.

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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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That awkward moment you realize youve been mispronouncing a word your entire life.

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Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.

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Sleep is for the people who has no access to Internet.

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Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.

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The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them.

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Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it screwed you.

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The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still dont know what they said.

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My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

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Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's…

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Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how…

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The best kinds of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3) Tears in your eyes.

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A Real Boyfriend does the sweetest things randomly because he never wants her to feel unappreciated.

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Relationships are never more important than your own self worth and if you don't have that then any relationship is worthless.

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When You Have Love you have a reason to wake up each day and do what needs to be done for your lover, family…

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Men, when it comes to women, value diamonds and put no stock into copper. Diamonds are rare. You can find copper anywhere.

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In a true relationship, honesty is the only policy. Those lies will leave you alone, alone and alone.

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The media needs to stop trying to dehumanize Trayvon Martin when they need to focus on why George Zimmerman is free.

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I am in no rush for success. I am patient, I know that it will come, until then I work for its arrival.

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A Guy Just Wants peace of mind sometimes. He doesn't want to go to war with the one he loves. He want shit to…

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Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.

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Women, understand that sex does not always equate to love, it just equates to a false sense of emotional closeness.

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When you reach a certain age, you get to old to be playing games and dealing with people playing games.

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The people in your life should always be assets. If someone is a liability, then it maybe time to diversify.

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Im The Type Of Boyfriend that supports my woman no matter what. Even if its not my interest, ill get interested for her.

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A Real Man stands for what he believes in.

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Relationships are about two people working together to build something, not two people getting over on each other.

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