The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
That awkward moment you realize youve been mispronouncing a word your entire life. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still dont know what they said. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it screwed you. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
The best kinds of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3) Tears in your eyes. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
A Real Boyfriend does the sweetest things randomly because he never wants her to feel unappreciated. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Relationships are never more important than your own self worth and if you don't have that then any relationship is worthless. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
When You Have Love you have a reason to wake up each day and do what needs to be done for your lover, family… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Men, when it comes to women, value diamonds and put no stock into copper. Diamonds are rare. You can find copper anywhere. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
In a true relationship, honesty is the only policy. Those lies will leave you alone, alone and alone. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
The media needs to stop trying to dehumanize Trayvon Martin when they need to focus on why George Zimmerman is free. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
I am in no rush for success. I am patient, I know that it will come, until then I work for its arrival. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
A Guy Just Wants peace of mind sometimes. He doesn't want to go to war with the one he loves. He want shit to… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Women, understand that sex does not always equate to love, it just equates to a false sense of emotional closeness. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
When you reach a certain age, you get to old to be playing games and dealing with people playing games. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
The people in your life should always be assets. If someone is a liability, then it maybe time to diversify. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
