Funny facebook status Quotes by Becca

Wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?

— Becca

Without ME, its just AWESO.

— Becca

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

— Becca

I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

— Becca

Avoid Fruit and Nuts. You are what you eat!

— Becca

Turning into a Ninja when your phone rings in another room!

— Becca

That urge you get to write no one gives a shit on someones status.

— Becca

Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs. Said no one ever

— Becca

If plan A didnt work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.

— Becca

Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)

— Becca

Because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes 'DESSERTS'

— Becca

Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures

— Becca

If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she…

— Becca

After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity...

— Becca

1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications.

— Becca

Im not wasting my time trying to be real for you, Im real for me.

— Becca

Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him

— Becca