Funny facebook status Quotes by Ritu Ghatourey

14 Funny facebook status quotes by Ritu Ghatourey

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Ritu Ghatourey’s humor shines in this concise set of fourteen status ideas. Each line offers a quick, relatable laugh—ideal for sprinkling a bit of fun across your timeline without overloading the feed.

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Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five.

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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

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I used to sleep at night, but then I found facebook

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We used to live our life with Internet and now we live in Internet with our life

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When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass.

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Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.

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Warning going to sleep on sunday will cause monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent monday there is…

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Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter…

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A teenager's Facebook update: Internet was not working last night, spent time with family.. they seem to be nice people...

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Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in…

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This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off.

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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..

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You delete someone off your Facebook because they never talk to you, never comment or like your status and everything, they just…

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Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time.

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Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter.

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Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will…

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No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with..

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The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath!

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The world will only begin to have faith in you when you do too.

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Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life.

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A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the…

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I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!!

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One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others.

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*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___-

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Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy…

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