Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me, thanks.'

— Anonymous

Don't call my phone and ask me who I am...you called ME!

— Anonymous

I don't even have voice mail, and people get all out of shape about that. But, you know what, I don't want to transcribe…

— Anita Baker

“Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not…

— Aziz Ansari

“Everyone is called, but most let it go to voicemail. What's worse, when the Universe tries to leave a message, it gets 'mailbox full.'"…

— Derek Rydall

Heyy. I let you go to voicemail because your my past and you have nothing new to sayyy.

— Meee

“Why do extroverts have voicemail? To never miss a call. Why do introverts have voicemail? To never answer the phone.”

— Anonymous

If I missed your call, please send a text that says I called you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Call me at 4 am, and tell me its because you want to hear my voice.

— Anonymous

If you are going to leave message, you have to be able to give enough value or reason to get your voice mail returned.

— Jeffrey Gitomer

I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.

— Henry Miller

Gotta change my answering machine. Now that I'm alone. Cause right now it says that we, can't come to the phone.

— Ne-yo