Funny facebook status Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems?

— Nikhil Saluja

I didn't get Facebook until I was maybe a junior or senior in high school.

— Emily Meade

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

— Hannah

Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk.

— Anonymous

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...

— Kevin McCarty

“In 2001, a teenager was arrested in Pennsylvania for daytime burglary. The teenager had broken into a local home, by climbing in through a…

— Jeffrey Fisher

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

— J. K. Rowling

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— ProudLesbian

Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— Anonymous

I'm very interested in the way the Internet has changed teenage life. Obviously it's very different from when I grew up, when there weren't…

— Jennifer Egan

There were blogs that called me Miss Piggy. It's a really hard thing to see as a teenager, especially when you already have problems.…

— Lauren Alaina

People can live without a Facebook account: my 13-year-old daughter has cancelled her account because it's not cool anymore.

— Michael Birch