Facebook status Quote by M4ster Strider Download Open image “I will update My Facebook status for money!” — M4ster Strider ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Money
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add Me it'll say... You are now friends with Benefits!!!! ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If I see what you're up to on Facebook but I don't see your updates on Flickr, I'll still care about Facebook. — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Facebook either makes you a saint,hyporcrite or a lunatic,go ahead and pick one,it's your status! — Nisa Reed Copy Share Image
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now a days People are judged on Facebook profiles and whats-app status updates. — Sushan Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For those of you complaining you cant sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! Its a proven fact that its impossible to sleep while facebooking. — M4ster Strider Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
