Facebook status Quote by Tanya Bianco Download Open image “My First FACEBOOK STATUS in 2013 will be . IS ANYONE ALIVE ???” — Tanya Bianco ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Funny facebook status
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well.. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
It might seem like the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget the person who forgot about you. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
If you wanna know something, ask me. Don't assume. That's how drama starts. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're just that cool... — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people? — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least five times just to be sure. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Dear haters, I`m gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices. You can either go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or you… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Staying up late every night... Regretting it every morning... then doing it all over again!! Just me..? — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
One day you will wake up and there won't be anymore time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image