Funny facebook status Quote by Tanya Bianco Download Open image “Oh, you hate Mondays? You're so unique, you must be the only one!” — Tanya Bianco ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Monday
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I’ve always hated Mondays, the whole lot of them. Too much whiplash, snapping the tired masses to attention. God’s way, perhaps, of reminding us… — Jonathan Hull Copy Share Image
Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It might seem like the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget the person who forgot about you. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
If you wanna know something, ask me. Don't assume. That's how drama starts. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're just that cool... — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people? — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least five times just to be sure. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Dear haters, I'm gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices. You can either go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or you… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Staying up late every night... Regretting it every morning... then doing it all over again!! Just me..? — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
One day you will wake up and there won't be anymore time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD's. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
