Funny facebook status Quotes by Carlos Banks

Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man.

— Carlos Banks

I think the part of the REASON WHY WE HOLD ON to something so tight is because we fear something so great WON'T HAPPEN…

— Carlos Banks

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .

— Carlos Banks

Girl-ily...boy- baby spell it out it makes me smile harder :) girl- I'm leaving you boy- -_______-

— Carlos Banks

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny.

— Carlos Banks

Weekends are like an orgasm: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time ._.

— Carlos Banks

Even if you lie to me once, it makes me question everything else you say.

— Carlos Banks

No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next.

— Carlos Banks

Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian. Sister: Me too dad. Dad: So no one here likes guys?!?! Son: I do...

— Carlos Banks

A boy will ask for a naked picture. A man will ask for a picture without makeup.

— Carlos Banks

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right.

— Carlos Banks

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

— Carlos Banks