Funny facebook status Quote by Carlos Banks Download Open image “I don't hate you, I just...never mind I hate you.” — Carlos Banks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Psychology
I don't hate you. To be honest, I could never hate you. I just really hate myself for letting this get bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
I think the part of the REASON WHY WE HOLD ON to something so tight is because we fear something so great WON'T HAPPEN… — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Girl-ily...boy- baby spell it out it makes me smile harder :) girl- I'm leaving you boy- -_______- — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Weekends are like an orgasm: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time ._. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Even if you lie to me once, it makes me question everything else you say. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian. Sister: Me too dad. Dad: So no one here likes guys?!?! Son: I do... — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
A boy will ask for a naked picture. A man will ask for a picture without makeup. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
