Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I'm really sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I honestly had no idea you it was a secret. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut. I'm saying she can count the people she's had sex with on 1 hand. If that… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday! Aww, you remembered my birthday?! NO, Facebook told me. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey honey, who are you talking too? Me; My boyfriend. Mom; Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
You know some b*tch just broke up with her boyfriend when shes starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
You think your life is hard? Just think, there's a turtle out there has been flipped on its back and can't get… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it's really Who do you like or Awkward sexual task. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If you want to find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not f*ck the whole pond. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Ladies; If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean & the sex dirty. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
