Funny facebook status Quote by Pretty Ladii Download Open image “F*ck people who lock their WiFi” — Pretty Ladii ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Rural America: Where nobody locks their front door but everybody makes sure their wireless network is password protected, apparently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see your neighbor's house getting robbed, But you remembered they didn't give you their wi fi password.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon Copy Share Image
I'm not stealing my neighbor's WiFi their WiFi is trespassing into my house — Gothsynyster Copy Share Image
“One day when we feel less embarrassed about it all, the next generation's great poet will write an elegy for the despair you feel… — Jay Caspian Kang Copy Share Image
When youre at someones house: Normal people: What a lovely house! Me: Whats your wifi password? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ladies; If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean & the sex dirty. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image