Swag Quotes by Pretty Ladii

I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you, and raise the f*ck out of our kids.

— Pretty Ladii

Oh, money over b*tches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those.

— Pretty Ladii

Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich.

— Pretty Ladii

She slaps him. He pulls off her dress and they start having sex.

— Pretty Ladii

I got 99 problems and being rich could solve at least 101 of them.

— Pretty Ladii

The 3 F's of a relationship: Fight, Forgive, F*ck.

— Pretty Ladii

Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her.

— Pretty Ladii

How you BROKE but you always got money for weed?

— Pretty Ladii

Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it.

— Pretty Ladii

Usually when a b*tch says good luck, she really wanna say F*ck you, I hope you don't get it b*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

Overused words: YOLO; People killed it. SWAG; You don't have any. SORRY; You don't mean it. I LOVE YOU; Show me don't…

— Pretty Ladii

If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

It's my birthday, B*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

Just remember, Karma has everybody's address.

— Pretty Ladii

Maybe it's because you make her feel things that no one else in this world can.

— Pretty Ladii

Note to men: Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut.

— Pretty Ladii

Don't wife her cause she's a bad b*tch, wife her cause she was there when you ain't have sh*t.

— Pretty Ladii