Funny facebook status Quote by Pretty Ladii Download Open image “How you BROKE but you always got money for weed?” — Pretty Ladii ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Funny quotes Money Swag
I got some money on me and the weed nice. My shit won't ever stop, suck my green light. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Smoking weed dodging feds cause my head hard When I dropped out I sad fuck all of y'all Imagine pulling up to your school… — Speaker Knockerz Copy Share Image
Weeded, hella conceited, if it ain't about money nigga I don't need it. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Being broke starts to get a little old. My money had to get some fine tunin. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Ladies; If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean & the sex dirty. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
