I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum! — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Well I guess I have to go to rehab because apparently I'm addicted to you. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
When hungry, I'm a completely different person compared to when I'm full...You better pray to baby Jesus I'm full when you piss… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Today makes me want to go to the beach and swim in the water but then again I don't know how to… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I swear McDonald's ads be making stuff look good af' but once you get something in person you'll be like What the… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
The moment you stop caring about what other people think of you is when you'll know what true freedom is. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Next time you decide to post something about me on Instagram or Facebook please have the courtesy tag me! :) — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
You can try to have all the friends in the world to cover up your bitterness inside but if your not happy with or… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
In a relationship, a guy should never make a woman jealous of other women, instead make other women jealous of her. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum! — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I swear if I feel one more bug crawl on me I will set it on fire and then feed it's body to my… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I'm not the super religious type, but I know God gave me this life for a damn reason and NO ONE will bring me… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Over-thinking causes problems that weren't even there to begin with. We all need to stop thinking so much, just go day by day and… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Jealousy comes from insecurities, so b*tch if you supposedly have so much 'confidence' then why are you soo jealous of me and what I… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
The thing that hurts the most is seeing him happy with another girl and wishing that it could have been you instead. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
