Funny Quote by Lisette Alfaro Download Open image “I'm a ride or die bitch when it comes to Six Flags.” — Lisette Alfaro ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Humor Ride or die Six Flags
Six Flags has to be a destination, but it's got to be a place that you want to go to every single summer and… — Mark Shapiro Copy Share Image
Bitches aint fucking with you unless you in the newest ride. You know me, 5 star nigga do or die. — The Game Copy Share Image
Three decades ago, in a top story of the century, Americans placed six flags on the Moon. Today we no longer try for new… — Gene Kranz Copy Share Image
Bitches hopin on my dick, 'fore I hop up out the car. Walk away with 5 or 6 as I'm passing by the bars. — TI Copy Share Image
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride Gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm livin' life… — Blossom Copy Share Image
“I’m the only one that’s allowed to drive you to the motherfucking checkered flag.” — K. Bromberg Copy Share Image
The moment you stop caring about what other people think of you is when you'll know what true freedom is. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Next time you decide to post something about me on Instagram or Facebook please have the courtesy tag me! :) — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
You can try to have all the friends in the world to cover up your bitterness inside but if your not happy with or… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
In a relationship, a guy should never make a woman jealous of other women, instead make other women jealous of her. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum! — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I swear if I feel one more bug crawl on me I will set it on fire and then feed it's body to my… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I'm not the super religious type, but I know God gave me this life for a damn reason and NO ONE will bring me… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Over-thinking causes problems that weren't even there to begin with. We all need to stop thinking so much, just go day by day and… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Jealousy comes from insecurities, so b*tch if you supposedly have so much 'confidence' then why are you soo jealous of me and what I… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
The thing that hurts the most is seeing him happy with another girl and wishing that it could have been you instead. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I was in the winter of my life and the people I met down the road were my only summer. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image