Clever facebook status Quote by Lisette Alfaro Download Open image “Sometimes I think people get Facebook confused with eharmony! Smh” — Lisette Alfaro ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Dumb Peace Stupidity
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
I don't like facebook.There are fake id's.Some even don't know they are flirting with their sisters..... — Ritesh Ojha Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know...... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Facebook is digital brag-to-my-friends-about-how-good-my-life-is serum. In Facebook world, the average adult seems to be happily married, vacationing in the Caribbean, and perusing the Atlantic.… — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even know — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is a CRM for people. The days of the anonymous web is over. People expect more. — Clara Shih Copy Share Image
The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The moment you stop caring about what other people think of you is when you'll know what true freedom is. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Next time you decide to post something about me on Instagram or Facebook please have the courtesy tag me! :) — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
You can try to have all the friends in the world to cover up your bitterness inside but if your not happy with or… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
In a relationship, a guy should never make a woman jealous of other women, instead make other women jealous of her. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum! — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I swear if I feel one more bug crawl on me I will set it on fire and then feed it's body to my… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I'm not the super religious type, but I know God gave me this life for a damn reason and NO ONE will bring me… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Over-thinking causes problems that weren't even there to begin with. We all need to stop thinking so much, just go day by day and… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Jealousy comes from insecurities, so b*tch if you supposedly have so much 'confidence' then why are you soo jealous of me and what I… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
The thing that hurts the most is seeing him happy with another girl and wishing that it could have been you instead. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I was in the winter of my life and the people I met down the road were my only summer. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
