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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
