'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They always say never trust who you can't see, every time you turn seems as though you always get burned, If you… — Matthew Sherrill Copy Share Image
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't auto-tune be illegal for musicians and singers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung Copy Share Image
The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to not look back at the past, I think of it as a toilet that flushes...do I really want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a lot of fishes in da ocean...I know!.. But ur one of those DORKY FISH I cant afford to LET GO...… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, wed find them in about 15 minutes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, Ill be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your gone for 2 weeks and expect to have like a ZILLION notifications but you end up only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ted Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook. — Alexandria Guidry Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Friend, and Family. All of those words have END in them except for family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Old people at weddings always poke me and say You're Next. So I started doing the same to them at funerals — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My penis should make me breakfast on morning. It is always up before I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People promote being a 90s kid when in reality we're labeled as The Lazy Youth, Lost Generation & we're looked down upon… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
