I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Our generation will eventually lead to an era were doing the wrong thing will seem right and doing the right thing will… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
See yourself from my eyes and you'll see how much you mean to me — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'men' since nobody can seem to figure them out. — Brittany Reedy Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
If you text me and then within the next 3 minutes send me ???, you will not get a reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's should have a relationship status for 'I'm totally being dump with whoever!' — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well.. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
I don't like to argue with females, I'm simply explaining why I'm right… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be posting nude pics just to get likes and attention on facebook like wtf what happen to your self respect? — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
