My wall. My status. My opinions. My thoughts. None of your business. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
It's should have a relationship status for 'I'm totally being dump with whoever!' — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
See yourself from my eyes and you'll see how much you mean to me — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Our generation will eventually lead to an era were doing the wrong thing will seem right and doing the right thing will… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news?… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'men' since nobody can seem to figure them out. — Brittany Reedy Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say let's go half on a baby, but I'm like fuck that let's go half on these condoms... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be posting nude pics just to get likes and attention on facebook like wtf what happen to your self respect? — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to argue with females, I'm simply explaining why I'm right… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Your the type of person who walks up while I'm cutting grass and ask what I'm doing? Bitch I'm cutting grass ... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
