When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always LOVE to keep my friends company whenever I see theyre ALONE...So..if U barely see me hanging around U...its either ur… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
With so many girls using filter, I'm assuming true beauty is hard to find nowadays — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
If you don`t have at least one hater, then you are not doing something right — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I'm outstanding! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Friend Request From Random: I dont know you but okay.... A couple minutes later receives comment on picture.... So beautiful... WHat the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature runs a restuarant called Karma. It's a place where there is no need to place any order. You are autimatically served… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
You know,you've already move on when you saw him online on facebook and it doesnt hurt anymore — Debbie Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
I am proud of my heart.It's played,burned and broken.But still works — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
