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“The increasingly advanced and elaborate presidential planes were decked out with survival gear like parachutes—always five extra more than the passengers it carried, in…

— Garrett M. Graff

Airplanes have dulled and desensitized us; we are encumbered, like lovers in a suit of armor.

— Paul Theroux

A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

— Demetri Martin

How do you think it would feel to be obliged to ask for a seat-belt extender on an airplane? For the unfashionably bulgy, life…

— Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

— Steven Wright

I'm a believer in air bags.

— El-P

I'd be on the airplane and have to ask for seatbelt extensions.

— Paul Wall

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least…

— John Zakour

Unfortunately, there are so many people who live their whole life in a place that is safe and protected and simple and they don't…

— Andrew Shue

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

— Dave Edison

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

— Satchel Paige

“This raises the interesting, if seemingly outlandish, question of why car drivers, virtually alone among users of wheeled transport, do not wear helmets. Yes,…

— Tom Vanderbilt