Clever facebook status Quote by Cassidy Dawn Download Open image “Her legs spread so easily I cant believe its not butter (;” — Cassidy Dawn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status
She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
“Lou's arteries congealed as she recalled the pounds of butter that went into the meal and the two pies cooling in the kitchen. But… — Amy E. Reichert Copy Share Image
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
I like the way she move it, come be my buttercup and let me double scoop it. — WillIAm Copy Share Image
Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Butter that is too warm won't aerate properly when beaten with sugar, leading to a decidedly un-fluffy result. — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
