Desi Lydic

I ate an entire wedge of 'brie' before I realized it was butter.

— Desi Lydic

If mugs made fart noises coffee shops wouldn't be relaxing, they'd sound like a yoga class in a retirement home.

— Desi Lydic

I am not a well-traveled person.

— Desi Lydic

Gender equality does not exist anywhere.

— Desi Lydic

Hosts need to moderate in moderation.

— Desi Lydic

Usually if you're a woman in Trump's bedroom, the only document you need is a nondisclosure agreement.

— Desi Lydic

What does the G in 5G stand for? Gluten.

— Desi Lydic

I was always a Brandon Walsh kind of gal. The good guy, the class president. He just seemed like a really solid…

— Desi Lydic

You're worried about the quality of John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's child care? It's not like they're getting their nanny off Craigslist.…

— Desi Lydic

Maybe high school would have been a good time to have a little Dylan McKay in my life.

— Desi Lydic

I did what any good full-time working mother would do and left my screaming toddler with my husband for three weeks and…

— Desi Lydic

Scientists say that 2 degrees is the furthest we can push the planet before it turns on us. Much like a sorority…

— Desi Lydic

CNN doesn't waste time trying to solve a crisis or educate the viewer.

— Desi Lydic

There's always that little bit of tension that happens when you make a joke, especially when there's a language barrier.

— Desi Lydic

There was no better place to start understanding Alabama than in church.

— Desi Lydic

Technically, Trump and Putin did appear on the same episode of '60 Minutes.' In two completely unrelated segments, that were shot in…

— Desi Lydic

Well, I think comedy can be a great unifier. If someone can laugh about something, maybe they can become more open to…

— Desi Lydic

People tend to be more available when you can spend 20 minutes with them over Zoom.

— Desi Lydic

One thing that became abundantly clear right away was that the more women you have in positions of power, the bigger the…

— Desi Lydic

I think there's a misunderstanding that feminism is about bringing men down to bring women up and it's certainly not that.

— Desi Lydic

There's something exciting about traveling the world and opening up your eyes to what the rest of the world is doing.

— Desi Lydic

Trump was asked if he was for invading Iraq and he replied, 'Yeah, I guess so,' which, incidentally is also Trump's go-to…

— Desi Lydic

I accidentally synced up my work phone with my own personal iCloud photos, which has 6,000 photos.

— Desi Lydic

It really was a true test to try to act for 14-hour days when people don't think that you're acting.

— Desi Lydic

Becoming a mother gives me more of an incentive to care about the future.

— Desi Lydic