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President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'

— David Letterman

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.

— David Letterman

Each time he suggested they get married, she said no. They were too happy, precariously so, and she wanted to guard that bond; she…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture…

— Josh Gondelman

“Make mine water, with a lemon.” She looked at Maddy. “I have a wedding dress to squeeze into.” Kerry rolled her eyes. “Don’t you…

— Donna Kauffman

“Trump liked to say that one of the things that made life worth living was getting your friends’ wives into bed. In pursuing a…

— Michael Wolff

“Honeymooners? Well, that was just a big flip of the middle finger to the sanctity of marriage, wasn’t it?”

— Abby Niles

“he already decided she was marrying him no matter what. Informing her that they were getting married was just a courtesy”

— R.L. Mathewson

“He has a fiancée, Emma. Not even just a girlfriend. A fiancée. Who knows how long he’s even been engaged? Engaged. To get married.”…

— Cassandra Clare

“They’re serious” “Well I hope so, they are getting married”

— R.S. Burnett

“Weddings seem to be something of a spectator sport in these parts.” Grace laughed. “Come to think of it, we have had our share…

— Donna Kauffman

“All I have to say is, it better not be the end times, I’m getting married in three weeks. I don’t want to honeymoon…

— John Scalzi