Josh Gondelman

Nonresidents have a tendency to rush their visits to Harlem.

— Josh Gondelman

A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal.

— Josh Gondelman

My aesthetic is, in short, 'cool substitute teacher.'

— Josh Gondelman

There are very funny people who aren't good at Twitter and people who are really good on Twitter where that's the best…

— Josh Gondelman

I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low…

— Josh Gondelman

I love Boston, and I had a very lovely childhood in Massachusetts.

— Josh Gondelman

I don't consider myself a nerd; I consider myself a dork more. I'm closer to a dork, if anything, just because I'm…

— Josh Gondelman

I have - and this isn't a thing I talk about often - a decent set of legs. There's an unexpected musculature…

— Josh Gondelman

My comedy isn't clean; it's just friendly. So I get asked to do a lot of clean shows. It's like, 'Oh, I…

— Josh Gondelman

I live very gently.

— Josh Gondelman

When I was young - like, young young - I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking…

— Josh Gondelman

'The Rap Year Book' is really great. Shea Serrano wrote it, and it became this huge phenomenon where he sold out everywhere…

— Josh Gondelman

'The Big Lebowski''s soundtrack has had as much of an influence on me as the film itself. My favorite Bob Dylan song…

— Josh Gondelman

In my early years doing standup, I bombed a lot.

— Josh Gondelman

Sure, sometimes I get teased for being the guy who likes everything, but I don't think of myself as someone apart from…

— Josh Gondelman

I'm not usually vain about my body. It's like Pennsylvania: The same way the Keystone State comprises Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with not…

— Josh Gondelman

One great thing about going to a fashion event in the morning, especially in February in New York, is that the other…

— Josh Gondelman

A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.

— Josh Gondelman

I feel like, in Boston, I was a little too complacent. I could get on stage when I wanted. I didn't feel…

— Josh Gondelman

In a dream world, I would love to be a master pastry chef, because it combines something I love doing baking with…

— Josh Gondelman

It's nice when I can be met with warmth and enthusiasm, but doing standup comedy has taught me how to push through…

— Josh Gondelman

I appreciate how central religion is in the lives other people, but it has never resonated with me. I imagine this is…

— Josh Gondelman

When I started out doing comedy, I was still in college and was working day jobs. I taught preschool for a few…

— Josh Gondelman

A v-neck T-shirt is the manliest of all upper-body garments. The defining feature of the style is a plummeting neckline that we…

— Josh Gondelman

I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo.

— Josh Gondelman