“ ‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence." "Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ ” — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.” “Yes, but the press don't count as normal.” “She’s… — John Zakour Carol Copy Share Image
Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she… — John Zakour Fool Copy Share Image
I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the… — John Zakour Born Copy Share Image
“The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?” “Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is… — John Zakour Asked Copy Share Image
“I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“No thanks,” I answered, “I never take rides from strangers, thugs who've tried to kill me or people with poor personal hygiene.… — John Zakour First person Copy Share Image
“She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than… — John Zakour Feminism Copy Share Image
“After all, it wouldn't be the first time that I'd let a beautiful woman rip the molecules of my body apart, shoot… — John Zakour Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
“As a matter of fact, Ona spent more credits on the window shades alone than you will make in your entire lifetime… — John Zakour Entire life Copy Share Image
“I can tell you that she's not breathing,” he said. “She has no heartbeat and all organ function and brain activity have… — John Zakour Body temperature Copy Share Image
“W turned on his heel and began walking toward the door at the far wall. And by walking I mean, of course,… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only… — John Zakour Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“Miss Hunter leaned toward Stormy. “Well, as you also may know, ever since the year when Dylan Jackson was nominated for and… — John Zakour Humour Copy Share Image
“Stupid Ape: I had to quantify this with the word “stupid” so as not to offend the ape community. Large of limb,… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didn’t come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much… — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
“How bad is it?” “The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“I told you it was easy,” HARV said. “True, but you say that about everything.” “That's because everything is easy for me.”… — John Zakour Humility Copy Share Image
“My number one fear is heights. Well, not so much the heights but the falling from heights. Actually the falling isn’t that… — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
“I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway… — John Zakour Construction work Copy Share Image
“HARV, can you help at all here?” I asked, spinning downward. “I am writing your obituary. Well, not so much writing it… — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights. — John Zakour Fall Copy Share Image
“So, what you’re basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.” — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
“Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.” — John Zakour Gates Copy Share Image
“Forget it,” I said. “Opie could be bloodthirsty, rabid, radioactive, and selling life insurance and he’d still be preferable to listening to… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but will it hurt?”’ I asked. “This is science, Zach,” Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“I remembered the last time I put this thing into my eye it was more painful than watching old political speeches while… — John Zakour Funny Copy Share Image
“Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we’d have… — John Zakour Big fan Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, boss,” HARV said. “I get the feeling that this is only the tip of the iceberg of complications.” “HARV, you’re… — John Zakour Computers Copy Share Image
“Twoa said, obviously still in my brain. "It was my pheromones," she said defensively. I looked up at her; she was sniffing… — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
“HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. “You really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully,” he lectured.… — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
