Comedy Quote by John Zakour

“Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“I wrote something for my local newspaper, but nobody read it because it got buried in the obituary section.”

— Jarod Kintz

I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.

— Anonymous

“I want to leave behind something worth more than obituary posters when I am gone.”

— Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die.

— Lou Holtz

“My neighbors have long since left, or they are dead. Some I killed. It was either kill or be eaten alive, which is not…

— Annie Walls

Everyday I live, I am writing my obituary.

— Myles Munroe

“Anybody announcing obituary with a smile is liable to suspicion. Whether he is responsible for the death or not; he is irresponsible.”

— Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

“As the victim of those impulses she must be looking in the paper for his obituary.”

— Saul Bellow

“Maybe the best way to honor the deceased was to laugh with the living.”

— Jan Karon

Until today, you may not have realized that your life provides the content of your obituary. Just for today, examine your life. Think about…

— Iyanla Vanzant

“Death had vanished from the streets of America, thought Shadow; now it happened in hospital rooms and in ambulances. We must not startle the…

— Neil Gaiman