Humor Quote by John Zakour

“Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.” “Yes, but the press don't count as normal.” “She’s got you…

— John Zakour

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least…

— John Zakour

“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didn’t come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much as the…

— John Zakour

“The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?” “Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is correct." Do…

— John Zakour

“She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than the music…

— John Zakour

“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only takes one…

— John Zakour

“You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man!”

— John Zakour

“I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway construction workers,…

— John Zakour

“I told you it was easy,” HARV said. “True, but you say that about everything.” “That's because everything is easy for me.” “Everything but…

— John Zakour

“ ‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence." "Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ ”

— John Zakour

“I can tell you that she's not breathing,” he said. “She has no heartbeat and all organ function and brain activity have stopped. Also…

— John Zakour

“It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody.”

— John Zakour