Funny Quote by John Zakour Download Open image ““It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody.”” — John Zakour ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humour
“What about the contacts your mum had?” his dad asked. “I rang and spoke to four very polite computers who gave me all these options and then cut out on me. Then I tried the post office, because they were advertising, and I spoke to another computer. Very rude, that one. Don’t think it recognized ‘Are you shitting me?’ as… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share
“Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“And the office is largely staffed by shirkers and idiots, Raymond".” — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“The U.S. Postal Service should hire him for an ad campaign. If he were at the mailbox every time you sent a letter, no… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“Our one employee came warily out of the back. He was always skittish with me, and if Lizzy wasn't around, he made a point of keeping his distance. I think he was expecting me to make a pass at him. He was seventeen, had stringy black hair,bad skin, and probably weighed a buck five soaked wet. I didn't have the… — Marie Sexton Copy Share
“Late one night, an account man was having sex with his secretary. He was fairly junior, so his inside office didn't have a door,… — Jane Maas Copy Share Image
“A fun thing to do to let off steam after layoffs began was to go into someone's office and send an email from their… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“I had never encountered a being who deliberately perpetuated fraud against himself.” — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.” “Yes, but the press don't count as normal.” “She’s got you… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didn’t come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much as the… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?” “Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is correct." Do… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than the music… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only takes one… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway construction workers,… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“I told you it was easy,” HARV said. “True, but you say that about everything.” “That's because everything is easy for me.” “Everything but… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“ ‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence." "Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ ” — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“I can tell you that she's not breathing,” he said. “She has no heartbeat and all organ function and brain activity have stopped. Also… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“How bad is it?” “The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag is now… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
